Lotion La lotion

Me : simulation world, my machine works! so fucking worth it! now i can be a jerk and shouting as much as i want!
* accidently kick a lotion bottle, hey i didnt really do it by propose dont look at me like that*
Vanellope : Hey! what the hell man!
Me : ho shi..! I'm sorry I will pay for it i didnt really see it was there!....(wait what am I doing....she is not real)
Vanellope : aww it was spilled all over me, and it's very expensive too, i should not waste it, to be apologize you gotta help me use these lotion
Me : O//[]//O rRight away Ma'am *then suddenly something pulled my hood*
Bell : Pigg Preerapong Kanongsri!
Me : *girly scream....* Bell how did you get here!?
Bell : i saw you make a pervert face on some machine so I login to check what happen >:i are you want to piss me off!?
Me : NO NO NO please be mercy! the bone you broke last time just got recovered please it was so painful ;[];....
Bell : how ever you still gonna pay for this, you will see it soon >
Me : ;[]; *cry a lot*

Vanellope @ disney-wreck it ralph
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